truefresco reveals

where am i getting all these hits from? some i am familiar with, such as dan's and sj's. but the rest --? was i featured on blogger? did word get out about my pathetic lovelife? is a deranged stalker spreading my url online? or am i really just that damned good? maybe it's my flooble chatterbox, with all the mention of the word "penis" in it. yeah, maybe that's it. maybe if i just fill this up with foul language, i'll gain notoriety.

yeah. that's me. foul-mouthed horny bastard who hasn't had a lay in six months, i mean, two days i mean... whatever...

COCKSUCKER

that should do it. now i'll just wait for the increased traffic. teee-heee-heee! *psycho*